Das Not Funny! Friday: Lucas Edition


Yay! It's finally Friday! Welcome to Das Not Funny! Friday. This week, I found Lucas to be the comedian in our house, of course, his ability to crack me up was totally not intentional. Here are a few that I hope will give your giggle box some exercise.

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As Luke left for work this morning, Lucas asked Luke, just as he does EVERY morning...

"Daddy, you go to wurk?"

"Yes, Bubbie, I'm going to work," Luke replied.

"Oh. Okay Dad. You're gonna go make monies so we can dwink chocky milk and help pweeples?"

"Yep. That's right, Buddy."

After Luke left, he rolled over to me and said,

"I wike chocky milk, Mom. Hey! Are you wistening to me?"

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I encouraged Lucas to run to his bedroom one afternoon this week so that we could begin naptime. I raced him in there and jumped onto the bed and pretended to fall asleep. He crawled up beside me, stroked my hair out of my face and said,

"No sweepin' Mommy. You have do go watch Jesus."

"What? I have to go talk to Jesus?"


"No Mommy! Yous have to go watch Jesus."


"What? Talk to Jesus?"


"No Mommy, in the chitchen. Go watch the JITCHES!"


"Oh. Go wash the dishes?"


"Yep."


I'm thinking Luke slipped him some chocky chips to work that into a convo this week.

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Apparently cleanliness is Lucas' "thang" this week. As we were loading into the van one morning, Lucas walked over to the tire and started touching it.

"No, no Lucas, don't touch, that tire is diiiirrrrrty."

"Okay, Mom. We take the big ban fru the big disher?"

"What, honey?"


"We take the big ban fru the big wishwasher?"

"Can we take the van through the big dishwasher?"


"Yep. It's dirty."


Now if I could only get him to apply such concepts to his room and body.

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