Das Not Funny! Friday: He Said, She Said


Yay! Friday already! Our weekend will be busy with Vacation Bible School and sorting our extra "treasures" for a yard sale in two weeks. I hope you will play along with me and create your own Das Not Funny! Friday post. If you'd like the "official rules" simply click here. But, it's super simple and if you read all the way down, I'll give you a brief version of the "rules" below. Plus, I've decided that Mister Linky hates me and so I'm continuing to put your links right here at the bottom of this post manually. But enough of the housekeeping stuff, let's get to the laughs, what do you say?

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I will only tell you the following Das Not Funny! Friday story if you promise not to mention anything of it's nature to Elizabeth. You promise? Good, because this might be the funniest thing one of the kids has said in, well, forever.

This past weekend we were at the pool where my parents are members. Elizabeth and I were taking a potty break when the following conversation took place.

Elizabeth: "Mommy, have you ever been in the pool and pooted? The bubbles go up your back and tickle!"

Me: "Um..I might have done that once, or twice."

Elizabeth: "Yeah, that's fun. And when you pee pee in the pool and feel it get really warm?"

Me: "Well, we aren't suppose to pee in the pool because it's against the rules."

Elizabeth: "Yeah, I haven't done that either. But some kids do."

Me: "Some kids named Elizabeth?"

Elizabeth: "Um, yeah. But just that once."

Seeing as how there were approximately 87 kids at the pool that night, I'm sure that my child wasn't the only one helping warm up the water.

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Ashlee, eating a candy bracelet: "Wook Woocus, I dot candy. Woocus, say 'Ash, I wanna bite of dat!'"

Lucas: "Ashwee I wanna bite of dat!"

Ashlee: "Nope, sorry Woocus, it hurt your tummy."

Lucas: *Sigh* "Ok, Ashwee."

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Ashlee, from the toilet: "Mommy! Come wipe me pweease!"

Me, entering bathroom: "Are you all done, Ash?"

Ashlee: "No! Wait! I'd got three more poops in my butt. Gimme me jus a minute."

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Lucas: "Mommmmmm! Aaron got a poopy biaper!"

Me, changing only a wet diaper, with Lucas' help: "Nope Buddy, it was just a wet one."

Lucas: "Are you shurwe?"

Me: "Yup. See?" (Showing him no poop in the diaper)

Lucas: "Aaron boy, what chu been eatin'? You stink!"

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Okay folks, now it's your turn. Simply type up your own Das Not Funny! Friday post and link it back here to my post. Then, come here and leave a comment and I'll link back to your post right here, just like I did last week. I had a blast reading your posts last week so please, play along! I promise it will be fun and it totally doesn't hurt. Happy Friday!

Peeps who are playing along:

1. Vonda and Jake talk to trees and discuss the importance of annunciation, especially when it pertains to alternate names for "donkey."