Until we went out of town I was doing so well with writing down the funny things the kids were saying. Since we returned I haven't done such a hot job. Guess that means that you all get the funny things that I can remember. Which, according to my husband, means you won't get much.
So here goes...my memory lapsed version of Das Not Funny! Friday.
While we played on the RRIAP one afternoon this week, Aaron attempted to crawl up one of the slide. Ashlee, in her usual baby loving manner, decided to play with him. As he crawled down the slide the tip-top of his booty crack started to show. Ashlee pulled his swim trunks down further and gave him a huge, big sister smooch right on his crack.
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Most times when we play on the RRIAP we play under a full moon.
(If you're still seriously looking for a moon in the sky, please click to enlarge this photo and check out the left slide. Full moon. Every. Single. Time.)--------
The next day, while playing on the RRIAP again (are you seeing a theme here), Lucas announced he had to poop. I sent him inside to use the facilities. He returned with his shorts still around his ankles.
"Bubby, did you wipe yourself?"
"Nope."
"Oh, well let's go back in so Momma can wipe you, okay?"
"No, I no wanna wipe," he insisted.
"So, you want to be the stinky kid then?" I asked.
"Yup. I wike to stank."
"Well, if we leave the poo poo then your booty will be itchy," I responded.
"Oh. I don't wanna be witchy so wet's go wipe."
Good choice.
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For the twins' 3rd birthday party, I gave the attendees gift bags that included those fake looking rotten teeth. Now, I find them everywhere.
Okie dokie folks. Now it's your turn. All you have to do is write your own Das Not Funny! Friday post and somewhere in it link back here to my blog. Then, come here and enter your info into MckLinky. It's really that simple. I can't wait to read your funny posts. Well, I can't but I will since it's time to dress my naked children and head back outside to the RRIAP.
Happy Friday everyone!