It's been a while, huh? SO many funny things happened these last few weeks. Too bad I only remember about 3 of them. Geesh, I love the memory lapses that come with being pregnant.
There have been several things over the last few weeks that caused me to chuckle or out right laugh out loud. So settle in and enjoy this week's edition of Das Not Funny! Friday. Not sure what Das Not Funny! Friday is about? Click here for details.
While I was out of town I got to spend much too little time with my BFF Amanda and her three precious children. (She has a husband too, but I don't think she'd appreciate me calling him "precious." Actually, I don't think he'd like it that much either. And now, I'm feeling incredibly uncomfortable. Aaaannnnnyyyyyway....)
The first time her oldest daughter Addie saw me adoring Annabelle the following conversation took place.
Me: "Hey Annabelle." (insert lots of mushy baby talk that I won't repeat)
Annabelle politely cracks an eye open to look at me.
Addie: "You know what she's sayin'?"
Me: "Um. No. I guess I don't."
Addie: "She's sayin' 'I'm watchin' you Wazothski. Allllllllllways watchin'.'"
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Elizabeth and I are resting during nap time this week. As a commercial comes across the screen she leans over to me and whispers,
"Mom. I loooooooooove Walmart."
"You do?" I respond.
"Yep. They've got all the best toys."
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One night while I was out of town I called and got on the phone with a frantic Elizabeth. She was sobbing about some recent injustice no doubt doubt handed to her by her brother or sister. I'm trying to calm her down, from 750 miles away and her wails go something like...
"Mooooommmmyyyy! I miss you. And.....Bubbie.....mean......Ashey.......not fair! I'm so saaaaad..... (sob, sob, sob).
Hey! Remember you said you'd mail me a letter? When you gonna do that?"
Me: "I'll mail it tomorrow."
Elizabeth: "Okay, well, I gotta go. Bye!"
Oh how I wish I could remember more because there were several times since I've been home that I've laughed hysterically and then thought, "Man! I need to blog that" only to forget again.
So, if you'd like to play along with this week's Das Not Funny! Friday it's really simple. All you have to do is write your own Das Not Funny! Friday post. Link back here and then enter your info into MckLinky.
And (insert dramatic drumroll) coming up early next week I have a SUPERB surprise that I cannot wait to show you all. It might even cause some of you lurkers to show yourselves! It's fun people.
Y'all have a good weekend.
