Y'all, it snowed here again last night. Granted, it was just a "dusting" and as I sit here during naptime it's all melted away but still MORE SNOW.
Now, before you Northerners begin your comments of "Oh! We get 25 inches of snow per day and it's negative 80 degrees and I wear flip flops" let me just say,
SOUTHERNERS ARE FREAKS IN THE COLD.
I'll admit we ridiculously panic when the weather person calls for 2-3 inches of snow. With the forecast of snow looming over us, there's not a crumb of bread or drop of milk left on any shelf within a 40 mile radius of the television's broadcasting area. Schools have closed because of supposed inclement weather. I'm not even kidding.
I'm telling ya, folks. The quickest, most effective way to blow a southerners mind is to say the words freezing and rain in the same sentence as accumulation.
So today, when my Aunt posted a link to this video on facebook, I just about lost it. This lady is HYSTERICAL. Take 5 minutes and watch this.
My favorites:
"We don't know what's going on. What I do know that's going on is, THIS AIN'T COOL."
"If I was gonna deal with this kind of weather here, I coulda just moved to DC and been closer to the Obamas."
"TWO HOURS OF DUMB" - y'all, I lost it. That's hilarious.
"The Freedom Academy over in, uh, wherever it is over there in Atlanta, Georgia."
"Make sure you dressin' your babies appropriate for the weather, I don't wanna see no problems, then there won't be no problems. You understand what I'm sayin'?"
In other news....
"Stay off the crack pipe SIR!"
And, I'd like to close with my new favorite letter/blog/email closing:
"I love ya long and I love ya strong but please, don't be stupid."
~ Jessica
Now, before you Northerners begin your comments of "Oh! We get 25 inches of snow per day and it's negative 80 degrees and I wear flip flops" let me just say,
SOUTHERNERS ARE FREAKS IN THE COLD.
I'll admit we ridiculously panic when the weather person calls for 2-3 inches of snow. With the forecast of snow looming over us, there's not a crumb of bread or drop of milk left on any shelf within a 40 mile radius of the television's broadcasting area. Schools have closed because of supposed inclement weather. I'm not even kidding.
I'm telling ya, folks. The quickest, most effective way to blow a southerners mind is to say the words freezing and rain in the same sentence as accumulation.
So today, when my Aunt posted a link to this video on facebook, I just about lost it. This lady is HYSTERICAL. Take 5 minutes and watch this.
My favorites:
"We don't know what's going on. What I do know that's going on is, THIS AIN'T COOL."
"If I was gonna deal with this kind of weather here, I coulda just moved to DC and been closer to the Obamas."
"TWO HOURS OF DUMB" - y'all, I lost it. That's hilarious.
"The Freedom Academy over in, uh, wherever it is over there in Atlanta, Georgia."
"Make sure you dressin' your babies appropriate for the weather, I don't wanna see no problems, then there won't be no problems. You understand what I'm sayin'?"
In other news....
"Stay off the crack pipe SIR!"
And, I'd like to close with my new favorite letter/blog/email closing:
"I love ya long and I love ya strong but please, don't be stupid."
~ Jessica